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Peter can be found on Monday 1st March at Priesthorpe High School, Farsley, in his lab all day. He may answer questions from members of his class.....or the world-press.

SOLOWKA TO TEACH MATHS!

Mr. Showbiz Solowka is thought to be maybe doing a cover lesson for half an hour on Thursday as Mrs Boldwin has an ingrowing toe nail and is thought that she will not be present to take her class.
 
This is a rare occurence and tickets that have gone FOR FREE to around 30members of the class are thought to be specially selected as they are in Mrs Boldwins maths class. These tickets have been descibed as "times-tables" and are made out to be unique.

Submitted by James Lee

Gossip

Mr Solowka is also renowned for his lightning fast wit. and brilliaent sense of humour. here we will post some of his quips.
 
"Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie"
He said this to a obease 12 year old who was crying about being bullied.
 
It is rumoured that Petro's year 11 class may actually ALL pass their science GCSE exams with an A or A* grade!!!!! Now that SOME members of the class have left.

Be sure to let me know what you hear and I'll add it to this page!